Funny Number Jokes for kids



  • What did the zero say to the 8? 
    Ans : Nice belt!

  • Why is the number six so scared?
    Ans : Because seven eight nine!

  • If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?
    Ans : Very large hands.

  • Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?
    Ans : In case they get a hole in one.

  • Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
    Ans : Because they already 8.

  • Natural numbers are better for your health.

  • What has 6 wheels and flies?
    Ans :  A garbage truck.

  • 6 out of 5 people have difficulty with fractions.

  • 63.7% of statistics are wrong.

  • Math is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination.

  • There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

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