- What did the zero say to the 8?
Ans : Nice belt!
- Why is the number six so scared?
Ans : Because seven eight nine!
- If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?
Ans : Very large hands.
- Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?
Ans : In case they get a hole in one.
- Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Ans : Because they already 8.
- Natural numbers are better for your health.
- What has 6 wheels and flies?
Ans : A garbage truck.
- 6 out of 5 people have difficulty with fractions.
- 63.7% of statistics are wrong.
- Math is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination.
- There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
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