- Which month has 28 days?
Ans : All of them of course!
- What’s the easiest way to double your money?
Ans : Put it in front of a mirror.
- What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Ans : A clock
- What 4 days of the week start with the letter ‘t’?
Ans : Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.
- What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Ans : Your age.
- If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Ans : 9
- What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
Ans : A glove.
- What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment and yet never in a thousand years?
Ans : The letter m.
- What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?
Ans : The letter e.
- If there are 4 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have?
Ans : You took 3 apples so obviously you have 3.
- Where do fish keep their money?
Ans : In the river bank.
- How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
Ans : The score is always 0-0 before the game.
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