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Funny Math Riddles for Kids

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  • Which month has 28 days? 
    Ans : All of them of course!

  • What’s the easiest way to double your money? 
    Ans : Put it in front of a mirror.

  • What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? 
    Ans : A clock 

  • What 4 days of the week start with the letter ‘t’?
    Ans :  Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.

  • What goes up and doesn’t come back down? 
    Ans : Your age.

  • If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five? 
    Ans : 9

  • What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive? 
    Ans : A glove.

  • What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment and yet never in a thousand years? 
    Ans : The letter m.

  • What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day? 
    Ans : The letter e.

  • If there are 4 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have? 
    Ans : You took 3 apples so obviously you have 3.

  • Where do fish keep their money? 
    Ans : In the river bank.

  • How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0? 
    Ans : The score is always 0-0 before the game.

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Fun Brain Teasers

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  • I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I? 
    Answer: Seven (take away the ‘s’ and it becomes ‘even’).



  • Using only addition, how do you add eight 8’s and get the number 1000? 
    Answer: 888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000



  • Sally is 54 years old and her mother is 80, how many years ago was Sally’s mother three times her age? 
    Answer: 41 years ago, when Sally was 13 and her mother was 39.



  • Which 3 numbers have the same answer whether they’re added or multiplied together? 
    Answer: 1, 2 and 3.



  • There is a basket containing 5 apples, how do you divide the apples among 5 children so that each child has 1 apple while 1 apple remains in the basket? 
    Answer: 4 children get 1 apple each while the fifth child gets the basket with the remaining apple still in it.



  • There is a three digit number. The second digit is four times as big as the third digit, while the first digit is three less than the second digit. What is the number? 
    Answer: 141



  • What word looks the same backwards and upside down? 
    Answer: SWIMS



  • Two girls were born to the same mother, at the same time, on the same day, in the same month and in the same year and yet somehow they’re not twins. Why not? 
    Answer: Because there was a third girl, which makes them triplets!



  • A ship anchored in a port has a ladder which hangs over the side. The length of the ladder is 200cm, the distance between each rung in 20cm and the bottom rung touches the water. The tide rises at a rate of 10cm an hour. When will the water reach the fifth rung? 
    Answer: The tide raises both the water and the boat so the water will never reach the fifth rung.

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Funny Number Jokes for kids

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  • What did the zero say to the 8? 
    Ans : Nice belt!

  • Why is the number six so scared?
    Ans : Because seven eight nine!

  • If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?
    Ans : Very large hands.

  • Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?
    Ans : In case they get a hole in one.

  • Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
    Ans : Because they already 8.

  • Natural numbers are better for your health.

  • What has 6 wheels and flies?
    Ans :  A garbage truck.

  • 6 out of 5 people have difficulty with fractions.

  • 63.7% of statistics are wrong.

  • Math is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination.

  • There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

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Funny Math Jokes

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  • What do mathematicians eat on Halloween?
           Ans : Pumpkin Pi




  • Why did the math book look so sad? 
          Ans : because it had so many problems



  • Why do plants hate mate
          Ans : because it gives them square roots





  • Why did the boy eat his math homework?
          Ans : because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake




  • Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
          Ans : probably




  • What did the acorn say when it grew up?
          Ans : geometry




  • What do you call an empty parrot cage?
          Ans : polygon




  • How can you make time fly?
         Ans : throw a clock out the window!




  • Without geometry, life is pointless




  • A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle


  • Decimal have a point




  • Cakes are round but pi are square





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