Funny Math Jokes

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  • What do mathematicians eat on Halloween?
           Ans : Pumpkin Pi




  • Why did the math book look so sad? 
          Ans : because it had so many problems



  • Why do plants hate mate
          Ans : because it gives them square roots





  • Why did the boy eat his math homework?
          Ans : because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake




  • Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
          Ans : probably




  • What did the acorn say when it grew up?
          Ans : geometry




  • What do you call an empty parrot cage?
          Ans : polygon




  • How can you make time fly?
         Ans : throw a clock out the window!




  • Without geometry, life is pointless




  • A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle


  • Decimal have a point




  • Cakes are round but pi are square





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